Keep scrolling down for the downloadable MP3s, but here are 13 Things I Learned From Geekshow This Year...

1.In a pinch, Scott Pierce doubles as a towel.
2. Airplane rides are not just for kids anymore.
3. Adding any Geekshow member to your comic book will increase sales by 37%.
4. Jimmy will be conducting all of his Sundance interviews in one of two places: the Sundance media area or in the back of Geekshow windowless van.
5. No matter how good you think you are, don't invite a girl to go ice skating on your first date.
6. I'm going to go to Hell when I die, where I will most likely meet Loosifore and Paul Rawker.
7. Sonny Straight and Kristin Schaal may be starring in the SyFy original movie Tyrannasyphillis Rex.
8. Mammals feed their babies.... with their TITTIES!
9. Blu-ray copies of Transformers 4 now come with doses of Dramamine.
10. Ice -T believes we motherfuckers talk like Yoda.
11. Kerry knows that Johnny Lingo paid 10 cows for Manaha, but paid 40 cows for her facelift
12. If Pillowface Jenkins has too many Limaritas, he may turn in Watermelonhead Jenkins... Don't Judge Him!
13. If we all strived to be half the man Jeff was, the world would be an infinitely better place.